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April 10, 2020 admin Leave a comment

I walk down the stairs of my house to the kitchen. Fill the electric kettle with water and fire it…

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Matt 🎃swalt@MattOswaltVA·

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why is 'Baby It's Cold Outside' played during the holidays? Christmas is never mentioned once. The entire duet could take place inside a Winnebego on the outskirts of Buffalo in mid-March

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Dads take really long poops cuz they're having a heart to heart with their genitals.

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24 Oct

Fetus?
More like 'Feed Us'
#solveworldhunger
#overpopulation

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23 Oct

"Die Hard" became a xmas movie when they got rid of the original title "Die Erection"

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21 Oct

Being a nobody has its perks.
Like not being judged for calling a trailer park "real estate"

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Credits:

2019 Alaska B4UDIE Festival

2019 Savage Henry Comedy Festival

2019 Eastside Comedy Festival

2020 Salem Comedy and Spirits Festival

2020 Savage Henry Comedy Festival

2020 Milwaukee Comedy Festival