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I walk down the stairs of my house to the kitchen. Fill the electric kettle with water and fire it…

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wherefor art thou fucks?@briannetzeljr·

19 May

You should quit comedy if you can find literally anything else that’s meaningful to do with your free time.

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18 May

Door beads are for people who discovered peace only by destroying all their doors by slamming them in anger.

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17 May

We need more swag-bro comedy. Guys in $400 sneakers and designer clothes that look like they belong to David Pumpkins, sitting on the stool, givin hot takes

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17 May

how much shrooms do you require to REALLY do the job?

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16 May

I only go to parties to eat all the shrimp.

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2019 Alaska B4UDIE Festival

2022 Alaska B4UDIE Festival

2019 Savage Henry Comedy Festival

2019 Eastside Comedy Festival

2020 Salem Comedy and Spirits Festival

2020 Savage Henry Comedy Festival

2020 Milwaukee Comedy Festival

2021 Savage Henry Comedy Festival