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Pure Trash

April 10, 2020 admin Leave a comment

I walk down the stairs of my house to the kitchen. Fill the electric kettle with water and fire it…

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if you're an employer, this is a parody account. this person doesn't actually exist. I'm also not responsible for anything I did pre 2018.

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Lemonade with pulp > Orange Juice with pulp

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25 Sep

I’m surprised I’ve never been paid in camel cash

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24 Sep

Bear spray?
You mean this can of Raid and this Bic lighter?

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22 Sep

Is writing 2000 words a day good? Am I even in a high enough social class to ask that question? I’m surrounded by trees and they’re not much help.

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21 Sep

There’s an elk making really loud noises from far away and I really hope it’s sexual
#sexuelk